10) Greek Debt is the fiscal tragedy of the times, and the banks.
9) It’s easy to let the Greeks default on their debt, but it’s easier to print more monopoly money.
8) The most tragic thing about the Greek Debt Crisis is that they get no support from the American College Greek organizations.
7) The IMF could bailout Greece with another Tranche of money, but it would rather spend its money paying the luxury hotel bills for its top fatcats.
6) President Obama thinks it would be easy to bailout Greece from its financial woes, if only they would follow his economic plan and spend more money.
5) Libya’s Muammar Gadaffy and Syria’s Bashar al-Assad are thrilled that Greek debt may cause the West to focus on that other Mediterranean mess.
4) The World Bank would be happy to loan Greece the money it needs, if only the Greeks would work long enough to fill out the application form.
3) Greeks don’t understand why lenders want them to work longer hours and not retire at age 45. As far as they know, that’s how all once-great civilaztions are best ruined into failed tourism states.
2) Conservative Greeks believe that they would not be in this financial mess, if only they would bring back Hedonism and virgin sacrifices to the Gods of Mount Olympus.
… and the #1 Greek Debt joke is:
1) Greece can wash that debt right out of their hair, but they won’t until all Athenians care.
